Friday, February 22nd, 2013
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Make Sure You're Optimizing Content For the Mobile Market

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BadUncle (#153)

Yeah, can I borrow that for a moment to order from Seamless? gak.

Holy cow I used to work in their Brooklyn office.

PoignancySelz (#238,693)

i-Poop

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