Wednesday, February 27th, 2013
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Is Porn Any Different From Regional Beauty Pageants?

"Do you really think you’re better than the porn industry, beauty pageant industry? At least porn has the decency to admit it’s built on the backs of amateurs and screws everyone over. Meanwhile three-year-olds are wearing dentures so they can have that perfect smile and you make them pay for the privilege of treading your filthy middle-school auditorium stages."
Miss Delaware has been "de-throned" for doing the wrong kind of self-branding promotional videos.

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Aloysius (#1,808)

It's sad that the revocation of her title just means that her options are that much more limited, making a career in porn that much more likely.

saythatscool (#101)

You know how i know that Miles knows the difference between a pornographic theater and a beauty pageant?

Because I know that Miles never came first at a beauty pageant.

Except of course for that Toddler pageant in Little Rock when he was sitting in the front row. But I agreed I would never speak of that again.

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

Jesus, even I can afford Miss Rhode Island porn.

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