"[M]ake sure that this cat is your last one."
Yeah but dogs eat all the valuable endangered turds.
@deepomega And KFC bones bedazzling our sidewalks.
Even bears know well enough to be afraid of them!
Cats wouldn't likely go as far as killing their owners, because then where would the next meal come from?
@Setec Astrology Depends on how big the owner is.
If I learned anything from Looney Tunes, birds just need to form an alliance with dogs. Or, wait, was that from Henry Kissinger? The '80s were such a blur.
"Anyone who suggests a relationship between the two trends often becomes the target of harsh attacks by the powerful cat lovers' lobby."
Let the record show that this article was the first to expose the insidious effect Big Cat has had on our political institutions.
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