Homophobic British Cardinal Skipping Papal Election Due To Being Outed

“Cardinal O’Brien has been accused of committing ‘inappropriate acts’ in his relations with three priests and one former priest from the diocese of St. Andrews and Edinburgh, British newspaper The Observer reported Sunday. O’Brien has been an outspoken opponent of gay rights.”
Britain’s top Catholic cardinal is skipping the papal election because of new revelations that he tried to bone four different priests. I wonder if reporters laugh when typing this stuff the way I laugh when reading it.#