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The 15 ZZ Top Albums Ranked in Order of the Band's Total Facial Hair
15) Z.Z. Top's First Album, 1971
14) Tres Hombres, 1973
13) Rio Grande Mud, 1972
12) Fandango, 1975
11) Tejas, 1976
10) Deguello, 1979
9) El Loco, 1981
8) XXX, 1999
7) Antenna, 1994
6) Eliminator, 1983
5) Recycler, 1990
4) La Futura, 2012
3) Mescalero, 2003
2) Afterburner, 1985
1) Rythmeen, 1996
1) Tres Hombres
2) Tejas
3) Rio Grande Mud
4) Afterburner
5) Eliminator
6) El Loco
7) Fandango
I certainly hope that's not a ranking in order of quality with "Deguello" missing from its rightful spot at #2.
Wait, the name of ZZ Top's first album was "ZZ Top's First Album?"
If only Frank Beard had shared in that sense of literalism.
Aging is a terrible thing.
Another reminder of that terrible thing where Zed Zed Top got themselves into a beard/no-beard situation with their fans.
I was at a party on Saturday where the president of Houston's facial hair club proudly informed me that Billy Gibbons is a member.
Fandango i still rate as the best album….