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What Would Jack Kerouac Be Doing If Here Were Alive Now?
“If Kerouac were alive now, he’d be a filmmaker." [Previously]
“If Kerouac were alive now, he’d be a filmmaker." [Previously]
He'd be complaining about Kinja.
It's true. A shame he died before photography, let alone "moving pictures" came into existence.
"Totes. And we'd all be, like, OMG, fa rilz? I so wish I lived in a time when obvious and boring people could be famous for churning out narcissistic drivel."
Or still hanging out in his mother's basement in Lowell. Which I guess is also a "filmmaker" thing to do.
Screaming, "Hey, get me out of this box."
If Kerouac was alive today he'd be…
on tumblr!
unemployable!
getting laid more than is really fair!
He'd be Jon Hamm. Or Mike Rowe. Maybe both guys.