Victoria Grayson's Unfortunate History As A Hamptons Hostess, In Chronological Order
• Last night's Charity Wine Auction: Two guests kidnapped from elevator as they're leaving the party.
• Liberty Project benefit dinner: Wife of a Supreme Court nominee reveals to assembled guests that her husband beats her, is crooked judge.
• Thanksgiving dinner: Victoria discloses to guests that at age 15 she was forced to shoot a man and take the blame for his death.
• Second wedding to Conrad: Groom toted off by police during the reception.
• Baby shower: Pregnant guest of honor goes over staircase railing.
• Fire + Ice engagement party: Party marred by discovery of dead body on the beach outside, son wandering around, bloody and dazed, near the corpse. Also tacky invitations.
• Birthday clambake for son: Son's gun-toting psychopathic ex-college roommate enters with the birthday cake.
• Holds invalid houseguest captive in her home.
• Her and Conrad's 25th wedding anniversary dinner party: Five guests, all of whom have stormed off or excused themselves from the table before end of first course.
• Mother-daughter charity luncheon: Luncheon of Hampton ladies is halted when a video is played with clips of highly fraught moments from everyone's therapy sessions: "How can I explain to my husband that I slept with his sister!”
• Fundraiser for Senator Tom Kingsly: As the senator is starting his speech, his pregnant mistress shows up, and senator abruptly announces his "retirement from public life."
• Memorial Day charity art auction: Sells Van Gogh given to her by her best friend, exiles best friend from the Hamptons forever.
(Inspiration hat tip.)
This is literally the greatest thing ever. "Also tacky invitations" is hilarious on several levels, one being that in Victoria's mind, dead body/son suspected of murder/entertaining accoutrements not being up to snuff are moral and emotional equivalents.
The consistency and brutality of Revenge's event catastrophes are second only to those of The Vampire Diaries. If invited do not attend!
As much as I love this, wasn't it Emily's wine auction? I think Victoria was just hanging out there, she can't take the blame for the planning of that. Just everything else.
@dekko Yes, the Wine Auction Emily hosted. Emily/Nolan/Aiden set up the "kidnapping" in the Elevator.
@dekko Oy, you're right! (I was confused by Victoria's consulting with her about inviting that Grayson Global rival.)
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