"She confidently asserts that the tapes are not faked, and that the vocal range is too broad to be made by a human. She also suggests that Bigfoot individuals have a language, possibly including 'Sasquatch swear words.'"
I'm an acoustics consultant. If someone wants to hire our firm to disprove the existence of Bigfoot in a certain area, we can do that.
Fuckin' Orly Taitz. [shakes head]
That's actually BigTHROAT, a distant cousin to Bigfoot.
@deepomega I remember when I first started dating your mother. I had to take her to the doctor's office every Tuesday to get her throat professionally stretched…
@saythatscool I'm a professional stretcher. If someone wants to hire me to stretch their mom, I can do that.
And to think, they said the same thing about Bjork.
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