Tuesday, January 29th, 2013
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I Would Imagine Most Sasquatch Vulgarity Revolves Around Idioms For Smaller Than Average Feet

"She confidently asserts that the tapes are not faked, and that the vocal range is too broad to be made by a human. She also suggests that Bigfoot individuals have a language, possibly including 'Sasquatch swear words.'"

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whizz_dumb (#10,650)

I'm an acoustics consultant. If someone wants to hire our firm to disprove the existence of Bigfoot in a certain area, we can do that.

Fuckin' Orly Taitz. [shakes head]

deepomega (#1,720)

That's actually BigTHROAT, a distant cousin to Bigfoot.

saythatscool (#101)

@deepomega I remember when I first started dating your mother. I had to take her to the doctor's office every Tuesday to get her throat professionally stretched…

whizz_dumb (#10,650)

@saythatscool I'm a professional stretcher. If someone wants to hire me to stretch their mom, I can do that.

And to think, they said the same thing about Bjork.

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