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The Way We Brawl At Baby Showers Now
"Three men and a 14-year-old boy have been arrested in connection with a violent brawl at a Massachusetts baby shower in which bottles and punches were thrown and furniture was smashed."
—If you're expecting a baby and wondering whether guys should be invited to the baby shower, let this serve as a reminder that the answer is always "no."
I'm imagining the fight started out with the line Amy Poehler used on Ben Affleck at the Golden Globes: "You aren't bettah than me!" (I think I left too many "r's" in there, but that seems to be how many Massachusetts brawls begin.