Monday, January 14th, 2013
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The Way We Brawl At Baby Showers Now

"Three men and a 14-year-old boy have been arrested in connection with a violent brawl at a Massachusetts baby shower in which bottles and punches were thrown and furniture was smashed."
If you're expecting a baby and wondering whether guys should be invited to the baby shower, let this serve as a reminder that the answer is always "no."

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P.J. Morse (#232,627)

I'm imagining the fight started out with the line Amy Poehler used on Ben Affleck at the Golden Globes: "You aren't bettah than me!" (I think I left too many "r's" in there, but that seems to be how many Massachusetts brawls begin.

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