Friday, January 25th, 2013
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Here Comes The Race Of One-Breasted German Superwarriors

"The German Herald reports that men serving in the elite Wachbataillon unit of the German army are developing breasts on their left pectorals. A doctor who is treating the men says that their trademark close-order drill is at fault, as it has the men repeatedly, violently slamming their guns into the left side of their chest, stimulating mammary growth."

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stuffisthings (#1,352)

You really missed an opportunity to use "1 little old secret" in that headline.

Smitros (#5,315)

@stuffisthings Or a "weird tip".

CaptBackslap (#10,313)

Wir müssen! Wir müssen! Wir müssen unsere Büste!

I always wondered about that marching song that went

Wir müssen,
Wir müssen,
Wir müssen unsere Brüste wachsen.

If ever there was an article that called out for a photograph…

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