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Here Comes The Race Of One-Breasted German Superwarriors
"The German Herald reports that men serving in the elite Wachbataillon unit of the German army are developing breasts on their left pectorals. A doctor who is treating the men says that their trademark close-order drill is at fault, as it has the men repeatedly, violently slamming their guns into the left side of their chest, stimulating mammary growth."
You really missed an opportunity to use "1 little old secret" in that headline.
@stuffisthings Or a "weird tip".
Wir müssen! Wir müssen! Wir müssen unsere Büste!
I always wondered about that marching song that went
Wir müssen,
Wir müssen,
Wir müssen unsere Brüste wachsen.
If ever there was an article that called out for a photograph…