Friday, January 25th, 2013
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Readers of Lance Armstrong Books Sue To Get Their Money Back

Meth face.If you're the kind of lifelong dupe who bought a book by Lance Armstrong, there's really no helping you. But, still, the wheels of justice must turn, etc., and both law firms and the U.S. Postal Service depend upon those bulk-mailed class-action suit notices. So a couple of consumers in California have gone to federal court in hopes of making a big deal over the long-known truth about Lance Armstrong, the professional drug dealer and sports cheat.

Rob Stutzman and several others who bought Armstrong's "It's Not About The Bike" and "Every Second Counts" have filed a lawsuit in Sacramento federal court. It alleges Armstrong duped them into believing the books were inspirational true accounts of the cyclist's accomplishments done without performance-enhancing drugs. The lawsuit accuses Armstrong and the books' publishers of committing fraud, false advertising and other wrongdoing for publishing the cyclist's vehement denials that he wasn't a cheat.

These readers next plan to launch class-action suits against Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Richard Nixon and the unnamed authors of the Old and New Testament.

Photo by Loren Javier.

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BadUncle (#153)

Come to think of it, I'm not sure I buy into Gilgamesh's claim to be 2/3's God and 1/3 human.

laurel (#4,035)

David Sedaris better lawyer-up.

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

If all of this turns out to be a dream, I'm suing for every penny I ever spent.

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