Tuesday, January 29th, 2013

Los Angeles Police Insatiable For Evidence Regarding The Chris Brown-Frank Ocean Fight

"R&B singer Frank Ocean intends to press charges against bully boy Chris Brown for punching him and starting an all-out brawl outside Westlake Studios in West Hollywood on Sunday night. Police want to talk to Brown, who is still on probation for beating up Rihanna on the eve of the 2009 Grammy Awards. Ocean, who publically came out in July as a bisexual, is 'desirous of prosecution,' L.A. Sheriff’s Office spokesman Steve Whitmore told The Post. 'We’ll find out what happened.'"
Two new trends: 1) R&B singers using their fists like street thugs. 2) Police officers using their words like R&B singers.

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IBentMyWookie (#133)

Your mom's desirous of prosecution….in her pants.

deepomega (#1,720)

"Well this here? This fist I call RHYTHM. And this other one? This one's called THE BLUES."

Ham Snadwich (#11,842)

I'm sure it'll come out that this is just Episode 243 of the Trapped in the Closet series.

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