Tuesday, January 29th, 2013
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God Still Trying To Figure Out Whether San Francisco Should Beat Baltimore

Hey why isn't that Jesus football guy, Tebow, in the Super Bowl?"More than one-third (36%) of Americans who live in the South agree that God plays a role in determining which team wins a sporting event, compared to nearly 3-in-10 (28%) Americans who live in the Midwest, 1-in-5 (20%) Americans who live in the Northeast, and 15% of Americans who live in the West. Republicans (25%) are, however, equally as likely as Democrats (28%) and independents (26%) to agree that God plays a role in determining which team wins a sporting event."
It's almost time for America's annual passion play. Let's hope God can take a break from killing Muslim kids in Syria to bless the most-deserving group of gigantic millionaires scratching their anuses through tight colorful leggings this Sunday.

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saythatscool (#101)

I think God took care of Baltimore a long time ago, Ken.

BadUncle (#153)

@saythatscool The higher the hair, the closer to God.

Multiphasic (#411)

The fact that you're able to play your fancy SEM game in the tab label means that San Francisco is already two touchdowns up on God.

BadUncle (#153)

Predestination sucks the fun out of everything. sigh…

alorsenfants (#139)

Think that if 'anuses' are part of the equation, then most surely, San Francisco will win?!

Well H.L. Mencken was from Baltimore, so there's that, but on the whole, not much competition –

Ham Snadwich (#11,842)

@alorsenfants – Also Hasslehoff. And we killed Edgar Allan Poe.

LMS@twitter (#241,252)

Also, 100% of people who believe in hell believe that Art Modell is there.

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