The Doody Tag Was Invented For Days Like This

Believe me, I more than anyone understand the impulse to titter about this story, but you should just remind yourself that this a is legitimate medical breakthrough that will save the lives of thousands of people and that while it is only natural to face your discomfort with feces by attempting to disarm it (the feces) with humor, saying something like “The front page of today’s New York Times is covered in doody,” is neither mature nor appropriate, so don’t do it. Anyway, you should print this out and read it later. Like, when you’re on the toilet. Hahaha, get it? Gah.