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Drink 'Til You Explode
"The evils of alcohol abuse have long been known and preached against by the more sober-minded, but for a period of about two hundred years imbibers had a particularly dire consequence to fear: that too much drinking would cause them to catch fire and be reduced to a small pile of greasy ash. "
Like I'm not already.
Bah. Most people would just as soon pour lighter fluid on me and get the job done.
BTW, best novel about spontaneous combustion is still the first: Wieland.
Well maybe just ONE more then.