Tuesday, December 11th, 2012
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Extinct Lizard Named For Current President

Small worthless lizard at lower left is the 'Obama lizard.'
A horrible-looking lizard that died out 65 million years ago has been named Obamadon gracilis for President Barack Obama. Paleontologist Nicholas Longrich told the Boston Globe that scientists from Harvard and Yale decided on the name just before November's election. Longrich notes that "if the election had gone the other way, I would have yanked it."

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saythatscool (#101)

Ken, this post is coming down. I read this whole thing and there is absolutely no mention of fish or Berlin. We're trying to run a business here, Ken. It's not one your little bullshit political screeds about Bill Maher or whatever the fuck it is you're always on about.

How about this angle? Are there any fish that resemble the President? Or Berliners? Have it on my desk by 6.

Smitros (#5,315)

"Longrich notes that 'if the election had gone the other way, I would have yanked it.'"

TMI, Nick. TMI.

Uncle_Dave (#240,206)

Obamadon?? Because He reminds the prof of a lizard??… I can see that.

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