Monday, November 12th, 2012

Have You Worried About The Size Of Your Penis Yet Today?

"If you are a man who has been cursed with a less than generous handout in the pants department you might want to look away now. New research by the Journal of Sexual Medicine has shown that contrary to popular (wishful?) thinking penis size does matter when it comes to pleasing a woman in bed. The good news is that it only matters for some women and some types of orgasms."
—But good luck finding them. Now that the secret is out, everyone with a tiny todger is going to be on the hunt for these women. Sorry about your curse. [Previously]

Photo by Mr.joe, via Shutterstock


12 Comments / Post A Comment

brianvan (#149)

No worries, I am hung like a soup can

And by that I mean one of those 108oz foodservice cans from Sysco

Tyler Coates (#451)

So heteronormative.

Danzig! (#5,318)

Wait, what different sorts of orgasm are there? It always seemed like science was ambivalent re: the G-spot and Freud's "vaginal / clitoral" classifications were total sexist bullshit.

melis (#1,854)

@Danzig! There are 72 types of orgasm, just as there are 72 secret names of God. They are as follows: vaginal, clitoral, lilac, suspicious, Mexico, hobbled, quirk, up, down, reverse, double hatchback, strange, charm, elementary, critical, ice-9, discourse-based, and so on, proceeding through a five-octave succession.

wallsdonotfall (#6,378)

@melis A different orgasm for every type of penis eggplant.

You guys act like the female orgasm actually exists. LOL.

@melis 61-72 have been achieved in laboratories only for a fraction of second.

Tulletilsynet (#333)

But, it was good.

melis (#1,854)

Ohhh my God is this the same picture you used for "The Time I Broke It"? It is, isn't it? Nowwww I have to reread that ahhhh

Mr. B (#10,093)

@melis YOU GUYS: whatever do you, do not make the mistake I did by mousing over that photograph while holding a hot cup of coffee!

IBentMyWookie (#133)

"some women" is totally code for "sluts"

SkinnyNerd (#224,784)

Shouldn't this have been submitted by Balk's Cock?

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