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The "Ignoring Your Hurricane Gut" Compact
So we're all agreed that the polite thing to do for the next couple of weeks is not mention the extra pounds we've put on over the last few days, right? RIGHT?
I have been eating frozen pizza and the massive amount of salt is irritating my gums
I have been eating frozen pizza and the massive amount of salt is irritating my gums
@Danzig!
What?
Hurricane Pecan Sandy.
Weird but obvious coded request for more hurricane self-abuse stories.
"Overeating? No. These are bourbon handles."
You ARE the obesity epidemic. Me, I ran to Midtown from Brooklyn this morning.
I'm telling myself that all the walking is offsetting the dinners consisting of Slim Jims and those Snyder's Buffalo pretzels.
I had to drink all the whiskey before it went bad.
I'm going to waste away having to bike between BK to Midtown twice a day.
Some people find baking very calming, when the wind is howling and the dog is scared.
Does smug burn calories?
Situation's dire in Barnegut.