So we're all agreed that the polite thing to do for the next couple of weeks is not mention the extra pounds we've put on over the last few days, right? RIGHT?
I have been eating frozen pizza and the massive amount of salt is irritating my gums
Hurricane Pecan Sandy.
Weird but obvious coded request for more hurricane self-abuse stories.
"Overeating? No. These are bourbon handles."
You ARE the obesity epidemic. Me, I ran to Midtown from Brooklyn this morning.
I'm telling myself that all the walking is offsetting the dinners consisting of Slim Jims and those Snyder's Buffalo pretzels.
I had to drink all the whiskey before it went bad.
I'm going to waste away having to bike between BK to Midtown twice a day.
Some people find baking very calming, when the wind is howling and the dog is scared.
Does smug burn calories?
Situation's dire in Barnegut.
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