Wealthy People's Stock Certificates Wounded By No-Account Frankenstorm

"Trillions of dollars worth of stock certificates and other paper securities that were stored in a vault in lower Manhattan may have suffered water damage from Superstorm Sandy. The Depository Trust & Clearing Corp., an industry-run clearing house for Wall Street, said the contents of its vault 'are likely damaged.'"
—And here you are worried about people having food and water and electricity.