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Cliffs, In Order
15. Montgomery
14. Fiscal
13. Big Red Dog
12. Huxtable
11. Johnson
10. Claven
9. Floyd
8. Lee
7. That which we last saw our hero dangling precariously from
6. Heath (Wuthering Heights)
5. Heath (cartoon cat)
4. The end of Thelma & Louise
3. Those that the Road Runner always manages to stop just short of, but that Wile E. Coyote never can
3. Hillegass
2. Thompson
1. Burton
Richards! RICHARDS. Richards? Richards.
Damn it! Once in a every lifetime comes a list like this, and I go and blow it…
@Multiphasic "Children singing Chriiis-ee-an rhyme."
Also, "of Dover." Which I had on the original napkin I started the list on. But somehow overlooked in my inputting. I'm not a popular person in England today. (I don't know that I'm ever a very popular person in England. But today, probably even less popular than usual.)
@Dave Bry I gave this the thumbs up because of the napkin detail.
0. Ord
Whoa dude. Huxtable got robbed.
@jolie YES! This is a travesty!
's Notes
That's #3!
@Dave Bry: D'oh! Apparently I need the Cliff's Notes Cliff's Notes.
The Big Red Dog demands a recount.
Cliff Floyd only being #9 is evidence of continued anti-Montreal Expos bias.
This is a man who shared a field with YOUPPI!
Moher.
Bars.
Should be number -972. Because they taste like barf.
Jimmy?!
Oh my god this is the shoddiest, most irresponsible list I have ever made.
NICOLE.
(+e)
No love for Clifford Parker "Cliff" Robertson III?
Englewood
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