Tuesday, October 9th, 2012

That's How People Grow Up (Into Whores)

"One of the most difficult things to witness is when you see some young boy, at 23, who has joined a hookup site and has a dorky and witty profile with a photo of himself in glasses and a frumpy blazer. He says things like 'Well, I don’t know what I am looking for but maybe to get together with someone and explore! I love Harry Potter and big ideas!' And then, over the course of a year, you see him understand how he needs to signal, and he ends up naked, on all fours, with a practiced porno look on his face, exposing his anus."

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Vulpes (#946)

So THAT'S why I'm still single! My anus isn't on display!

Also, my anus? My anus seems so smart, but I'm also scared about my anus.

deepomega (#1,720)

But my dad always told me if I showed too much of my anus people would think I was fast!

hman (#53)

Is it weird I still sometimes think of a dude I met on Salon Personals in 2002? (Miss you etsaman)
This was great but "ATM Machines" – argh.

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