Football Pick Haikus For Week 7

Thursday, October 18

At San Francisco -7 Seattle

Lose back-to-back games
at home and Jim Harbaugh will
go Supernova. PICK: SEAHAWKS

Sunday, October 21

At Buffalo -3 Tennessee

Bills are 3 and 3!
Tied for First Place in the East!
Enjoy, Buffalo! PICK: TITANS

At Minnesota -6 Arizona

Lose three in a row
and Arizonans might build
fence around players. PICK: VIKINGS

At Indianapolis -2.5 Cleveland

Battle of Rookie
Quarterbacks! Expect fifty-
eight interceptions. PICK: BROWNS

At Houston -6.5 Baltimore

Bad loss last week for
the Texans but Ravens D

Green Bay -5.5 At St. Louis

Rams coach Jeff Fisher
pulls big home upsets out of
his awesome mustache.

Dallas -2 At Carolina

For better Cowboy
time-management decisions
Get Fake Rolexes! PICK: PANTHERS

At NY Giants -5.5 Washington

There’s no reason in
the world the Giants should lose.
Which is why they will. PICK: REDSKINS

New Orleans -3 At Tampa Bay

The Bye Week allowed
Saints to meet with their banished
coach at a Starbucks. PICK: SAINTS

At New England -10.5 NY Jets

If the Pats lose to
the Jets, Basketball Season
begins in New England. PICK: PATRIOTS

At Oakland -4 Jacksonville

They call the Raiders’
Stadium the Black Hole because
crowd will rip you one. PICK: JAGS

Pittsburgh -1.5 At Cincinnati

The Steelers stink on
the road, but be sure to try
delicious Chili PICK: BENGALS

Monday, October 22

At Chicago -6 Detroit

Verlander should start
for Lions at QB Sunday
on regular rest. PICK: BEARS

Last week’s haiku picks went 6-9. That’s 41-50-1. We need a rally.

Jim Behrle tweets at @behrle for your possible amusement.