Monday, October 15th, 2012

In A Time Of Contraction At Least Our Asses And Livers Continue To Expand

"Americans Get Fatter, Drunker"


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oxla (#12,069)

so it's a good news/bad news type of thing, then.

Smitros (#5,315)

I am not fatter.

SkinnyNerd (#224,784)

@Smitros Same here dude. Every day I feel like I am a lesser part of America.

SkinnyNerd (#224,784)

These studies really help to solidify stereotypes though. I was in a southern European country two years ago, at some beach, when someone in my group mentioned to someone in another group how we were Americans. Some chubby lady from that group walks up to me, who as you can imagine from my username, am quite svelte (in all senses of the word, of course), and says, "Why are all Americans fat?" I forgot what my point was. Do not hit "Post Comment" you idiot, do not hit "Post Comment."

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