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David Brooks Had a Dream About the King of Sweden….
"Romney, who criticizes President Obama for dividing the nation, divided the nation into two groups: the makers and the moochers."
—Oh no! Yesterday, Mitt Romney lost the David Brooks vote.
Wow. So now he doesn't even have the stupid on his side.
Hidee hidee hidee hi!
That makes me want to mooch a gulp of Makers hooch.
MITT ROMNEY DON'T PAY NO TAX
MITT ROMNEY DON'T PAY NO TAX
Folks, here's a story about Mittie the Moocher
He paid for health care with a voucher.
His words were reckless, feckless lyin'
His policy advice he got from Paul Ryan.
Hi-de-hi-de-hi!
I'm pretty sure David Brooks being mostly right about something is one of the signs of the apocalypse. If Thomas Friedman starts making sense we're all done for.
How do Brooks and Friedman keep their jobs? If I was that awful at mine I'd be thrown out.