Friday, September 7th, 2012

Bears Eschewing Balanced Nutrition Of Picnic Baskets For Empty Calories Of Quick Sugar Rush

"At least two candy stores have been burglarized this summer by ravenous, drought-starved bears."


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"One even tried to storm a hotel bar in Telluride, Colo." You do get around, Balk!

Can ravenous drought-starved bears please be a topic of the presidential debates.

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