Tuesday, July 17th, 2012
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Briton Deters Larcenists With Handy Garden Knife

Is this the most British story ever? "A pensioner confronted two thieves trying to steal his award-winning petunias and saw them off with his garden trowel."

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"…my wife Patricia was at Wimbledon watching the tennis…"
Pensioners can afford tickets to Wimbledon? Goddamn socialists.

LondonLee (#922)

He should have called Anti-Pesto

atipofthehat (#797)

"I'll give you what for, you tyke! Catch him, Grommit! Catch him!"

Maybe if he'd had it off with a garden trowel.

Yoder (#163,535)

I was just going to post "Sure, why the hell not?" until I clicked through and saw the focal pensioner pictured wearing a tweed cap, and had whatever the Anglophile equivalent of the reaction cat ladies have to cute cat pictures is.

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