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Briton Deters Larcenists With Handy Garden Knife
Is this the most British story ever? "A pensioner confronted two thieves trying to steal his award-winning petunias and saw them off with his garden trowel."
"…my wife Patricia was at Wimbledon watching the tennis…"
Pensioners can afford tickets to Wimbledon? Goddamn socialists.
He should have called Anti-Pesto
"I'll give you what for, you tyke! Catch him, Grommit! Catch him!"
Maybe if he'd had it off with a garden trowel.
I was just going to post "Sure, why the hell not?" until I clicked through and saw the focal pensioner pictured wearing a tweed cap, and had whatever the Anglophile equivalent of the reaction cat ladies have to cute cat pictures is.