Monday, July 9th, 2012
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Florida Will Kill Us All

Florida is going to stop killing itself person-by-person and will begin to eventually kill us all. While Rick Scott's government kept a horrifying TB outbreak secret (while ordering the closure of the hospital that treated such!), let us not forget dengue fever outbreaks in the Keys and all that scary other stuff. Basically we need to wall off the subtropical portion of the United States before it's too late, before crocodiles with hoof-and-mouth Legionnaires bird flu storm our gates.

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CaptBackslap (#10,313)

Well, that does it. Rick Scott is officially a comic-book supervillain.

freetzy (#7,018)

@CaptBackslap You're gonna get called baldist, you know that?

deepomega (#1,720)

:O

Jared (#1,227)

Yeah! Build a WALL! That'll keep us safe!

BadUncle (#153)

Time to militarize South of the Border.

wb (#2,214)

Don't you live in that TB-and-Dengue-plagued state, Choire?

Mr. B (#10,093)

MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO LIVE IN FLORIDA.

pissy elliott (#397)

CUT IT OFF

pissy elliott (#397)

@pissy elliott I don't care if the joke is old, I really mean it.

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