Friday, June 22nd, 2012
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Rihanna Just Like Helen Of Troy, Says Lawyer


“She’s been known, like Helen of Troy, to cause trouble."
That's NBA star Tony Parker's lawyer, David Jaroslawicz, saying that ridiculous thing about Rihanna as he filed a $20 million lawsuit against Manhattan Club W.I.P. for letting Drake and Chris Brown inside at the same time, when, Jaroslawicz says, had the owners been reading Bossip like they should have been, they would have known that Drake and Brown are rivals for the affection of Rihanna, so that there was a strong chance that a brawl would erupt when Chris Brown sent Drake's table a bottle of champagne that was actually filled with Greek soldiers. Parker got a piece of broken glass in his eye during the fight last week. Maybe Rihanna should cover Sinead O'Conner's "Troy?" Actually, I wouldn't recommend it. Have you seen O'Conner perform that song live, It's CRAZY AWESOME! No way Rihanna could hang.

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SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

Aeneid a drink.

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

@SidAndFinancy: (Sorry, I "curated" that comment, but don'tcha love it?)

Dave Bry (#422)

You deserve it. You've been to Helen back.

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

@Dave Bry: I have delusions of grandeur. Achilles tendencies, you might say.

BadUncle (#153)

So Drake should be played by Orlando Bloom, and Chris Brown by Brendan Gleeson?

freetzy (#7,018)

So Tony Parker AND Chris Brown got hit in the face with bottle bits? Manhattan Club W.I.P. is the new Dealey Plaza.

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