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Dinner List Unlikely
I suppose it's possible that somebody once might have said, "Jesus Christ, George W. Bush, you're no Winston Churchill," but other than that I have a hard time ever imagining those three names in the same sentence, let alone as ideal dining companions.
The bro doth protest too much: this is the default Red State answer to this question, as unremarkable as any 20-something with a Tumblr answering Whit Stillman, Fiona Apple, and Adam Yauch (rest in peace, brother).
George W. Bush: What do you think, Jesus?
Jesus:
Winston Churchill: He's a bit of a quiet one, isn't he?
George W. Bush: He hasn't said a word all night. Jesus. Jesus? Jesus.
Kirk Nieuwenhuis: Sir, I don't think you should –
George W. Bush: Jesus! JESUS! ARE… YOU… OH… KAY?
Kirk Nieuwenhuis: – bother… him.
Jesus: Mene, Mene, Tekel u-Pharsin.
George W. Bush: Say what?
Winston Churchill: Dear lord, apparently the old boy doesn't speak a word of English.
George W. Bush: I think he just wants a little vino.
Winston Churchill: I'm rather parched myself.
Kirk Nieuwenhuis: You know, maybe this was a bad idea.
"Hey Jesus, pass the bread? Hey Jesus, pass the bread? Hey Jesus, pass the bread? …I never get tired of that shit."
"Your wish is granted! Churchill is the first to arrive….what's that? You did not expect a desiccated, mouldering corpse with ghastly parted lips and stretched skin over gray-green teeth? You fool! I promised you your dinner guests; I never promised you that they would be alive! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA-"
Sorry, after seeing the header, "The New York Post", I couldn't stop laughing and was unable to go on.
Favorite Actress: Marion Cotillard
That's somewhat surprising.