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A Space Alien's Guide To Dealing With Roommates
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Jim Behrle tweets at @behrle for your possible amusement.
Aliens – they're just like us.
I was disappointed there was no drawing of the human risotto. I pictured little hands and feet mixed up in the rice and what have you.
PS: go easy with that loofah.
@laurel: Especially when the roomie is ejaculating flames. Ouch.
@laurel Seriously! Not everything needs to be exfoliated within an inch of it's life!
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@vinceglnia Is that you, Denton?