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Local Paper Has to Tell Today's Parents to Brush Their Kids' Teeth
"I had a lot on my mind, and brushing his teeth was an extra thing I didn’t think about at night."
—How are you going to write little Carthage and Chanterelle's college essays for them if you can't even bring yourself to brush their teeth?
THAT CAVITY CREEP LOOKS LIKE A PENIS WITH T-REX ARMS OH MY GOD
WE! MAKE! HOLES IN TEETH!
@Ham Snadwich http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK9B5t6xkt0 is about that, right?
yet another piece of shit linkbait. Have they forgotten how to do real journalism at the NYT?