Tuesday, March 6th, 2012
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Local Paper Has to Tell Today's Parents to Brush Their Kids' Teeth

"I had a lot on my mind, and brushing his teeth was an extra thing I didn’t think about at night."
How are you going to write little Carthage and Chanterelle's college essays for them if you can't even bring yourself to brush their teeth?

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jolie (#16)

THAT CAVITY CREEP LOOKS LIKE A PENIS WITH T-REX ARMS OH MY GOD

Ham Snadwich (#11,842)

WE! MAKE! HOLES IN TEETH!

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

@Ham Snadwich http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK9B5t6xkt0 is about that, right?

sigerson (#179)

yet another piece of shit linkbait. Have they forgotten how to do real journalism at the NYT?

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