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"The Greening of Gitmo"
"In this remote corner of Cuba that is better known as a lab for Pentagon justice and interrogation, the U.S. Navy has been quietly engaging in more low-profile offshore experimentation — seeking environmentally friendly alternatives to reduce its whopping $100,000-a-day fossil fuel dependence."
—I hope they're making all the unconstitutionally detained prisoners make their own natural soaps!









Slightly off-topic, but I wish more media organizations would ban the use of military jargon, aside from direct quotes, in their stories. "Gitmo" — I mean come on.
Here's a suggestion to reduce Guantanamo Bay's whopping $100,000-a-day fossil fuel dependence: shut down Guantanamo Bay.
#thingsthatwillneverhappen #unicornsandfaeriedust