Bah. When they resuscitate the Muller-and-Sculley footlongs, then we're talking big. Meantime, the first time I used a mobile, it was at a film location in 1986. This thing took up an entire briefcase. Now stack that up against your tiny pants blower, Samsung.
The most shocking thing in this article is : the average human male hand is only 3.3 inches wide? Seriously? Now I feel like some meaty-pawed lunk. NO WONDER I CAN NEVER TEXT PROPERLY.
Someone at work actually has one of these for quite a while now (import). It's enormous. Too big for me, but she likes how she can read stuff on it. Yes, 'she' - obviously a classic case of penis envy.
Bah. When they resuscitate the Muller-and-Sculley footlongs, then we're talking big. Meantime, the first time I used a mobile, it was at a film location in 1986. This thing took up an entire briefcase. Now stack that up against your tiny pants blower, Samsung.
My cock is not rectangular or flat.
(I realize how ridiculous it is that I show up after like 6 months of not commenting to announce this.)
@Mount_Prion : Priorities are important.
The most shocking thing in this article is : the average human male hand is only 3.3 inches wide? Seriously? Now I feel like some meaty-pawed lunk. NO WONDER I CAN NEVER TEXT PROPERLY.
Nonsense! The only thing my cell phone has in common with my penis is the fact that I like to whip it out and play with it on the bus.
Sometimes a phone is just a phone, penis-boy.
Someone at work actually has one of these for quite a while now (import). It's enormous. Too big for me, but she likes how she can read stuff on it. Yes, 'she' - obviously a classic case of penis envy.