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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

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Phone Penisy

Why are cellphones getting bigger? Because they are replacement cocks.

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BadUncle
BadUncle (#153)

Bah. When they resuscitate the Muller-and-Sculley footlongs, then we're talking big. Meantime, the first time I used a mobile, it was at a film location in 1986. This thing took up an entire briefcase. Now stack that up against your tiny pants blower, Samsung.

Mount_Prion
Mount_Prion (#290)

My cock is not rectangular or flat.

(I realize how ridiculous it is that I show up after like 6 months of not commenting to announce this.)

Gef the Talking Mongoose

@Mount_Prion : Priorities are important.

Gef the Talking Mongoose

The most shocking thing in this article is : the average human male hand is only 3.3 inches wide? Seriously? Now I feel like some meaty-pawed lunk. NO WONDER I CAN NEVER TEXT PROPERLY.

ylhollander
ylhollander (#216,828)

Nonsense! The only thing my cell phone has in common with my penis is the fact that I like to whip it out and play with it on the bus.

oldtaku
oldtaku (#9,009)

Sometimes a phone is just a phone, penis-boy.

Someone at work actually has one of these for quite a while now (import). It's enormous. Too big for me, but she likes how she can read stuff on it. Yes, 'she' - obviously a classic case of penis envy.

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