When I was in college, a guy I knew had a really bad day when, at the behest of two platonic girl friends, he drew a picture of where he thought the clitoris was located in relationship to the vagina. He drew it at the bottom. And the girls told everybody. First of all, I swear that I am not the guy in this story. Secondly, too bad Maybach Music Group singer Masspike Miles wasn't around back when we were in college, because he has apparently invented a device designed explicitly to locate hard-to-find features of the female anatomy. I would quote the lyrics to this song, which are actually far more embarrassing than not knowing where the clitoris is when you're in college. But I will just let you listen for yourself. Wait for the chorus, it's worth it. (Then, by all means, stop listening immediately. Although the beat is nice and luxurious and the video shows pretty pictures of Thailand.) Oh, warning: there is a brief appearance of a naked woman's nipple around the 2:00 mark.
A sex compass, eh? I guess I can finally get rid of this dusty old astrolabia.
@boyofdestiny I'm keeping my sextant and fellascope, though.
Hold on, I am still struggling with the fact that this guy appears to have named himself after the Massachusetts Turnpike.
And just like Christopher Columbus, he set out looking for something entirely different than what he found when those Thai streetwalkers dropped their drawers.
It's so romantic to have a rose petal bath before getting it on with a prostitute.
Why wasn't this posted yesterday?
super embarrassing, I would have gone with Marco Polo myself, maybe Magellan...
Dave, I know you say it's not you in that story about the guy from college, but starting out with a typo like "I guy I knew" is not doing anything to allay our suspicions on that score.
Oh my god! What a Freudian typo! Maybe it was actually me, and I'm subliminating or transposing or whatever the memory as a coping mechanism! (Fixed now. Thanks, Libmas.)
I'm just wondering what a clothed woman's nipple looks like.