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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

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Britain Is Full Of Cats


Is a monstrous feline stalking Knifecrime Island, ready to pounce with its blade-like claws and slash all that the island nation's benighted people hold dear? Yes. And yes.

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keisertroll
keisertroll (#1,117)

Seattle always does it better: http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?c_id=sea&content_id=4521025

Mr. B
Mr. B (#10,093)

Now I want some Carlsberg.

deepomega
deepomega (#1,720)

That's how I feel at soccer games, too! Angry, bored, too sober for this bullshit

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

Liverpool should sign the cat. At least it knows where the goal is, unlike Andy Carroll.

My Number Is My Address

A cat is precisely the kind of asshole who would play soccer.

Nicole Cliffe@facebook

BAAAALK, I thought this was going to be about the giant cats who secretly live in Britain!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_big_cats

Cryptozoology for the win.

melis
melis (#1,854)

Why is the Awl participating in the Big British Cats coverup? What does Balk have to hide - or, more tellingly, gain?

Gef the Talking Mongoose

@melis : Also, why are we glossing over the fact, reported in the Sun's article, that you can own wallabies in Britain? I repeat : WALLABIES AS PETS.

SeanP
SeanP (#4,058)

@melis no doubt he means to blame it all on the moon.

atipofthehat
atipofthehat (#797)

They certainly did whisker out of there.

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