A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To…

The counterrevolution.1
This vision.2
The future.3
Equilibrium.4
Extinction 5

Neutrality.6
Spinsterhood.7
Obscurity.8
Oblivion.9

Kelowna.10
The Kremlin.11
The newly renovated Madison Square Garden.12

The fridge.13
The toilet.14
The orifice.15
Orgasm.16

To see the queen.17
Wolf Biermann’s world-revolution.18
Consolidating Grenada as a clone of Cuba and a base for the Soviets.19
The Conan O’Brien show in Toronto.20

The execution.21
The network computer’s funeral.22
A temporary dump.23

The meltdown.24
The moon.25



1Packing the Court, James MacGregor Burns [source]
2The Fast Track to Profit, Lee G. Caldwell [source]
3New York, “I Want My 500 Channels” [source]
4Statistical Visions in Time, Judy L. Klein [source]
5Our Haunted Planet, John A. Keel [source]
6Masters of Illusion, Frank S. Ravitch [source]
7The Next Hundred Million: America in 2050, Joel Kotkin [source]
8The New York Times, “Against Odds, Web Site Finds Niche” [source]
9Essays on Business and Information II, Scott M. Shemwell [source]
10From Consent to Coercion Leo Panitch and Donald Swartz [source]
11Complete Idiot’s Guide to Nazi Germany, Robert Smith Thompson [source]
12The New York Times, “Surprisingly, Offense Is a Knicks Weakness” [source]
13Wealth Strategies, Todd Duncan [source]
14The Shame of Me, Ryan Lefebvre [source]
15The Dance of Deception, Harriet Goldhor Lerner [source]
16Everything You Know About Sex is Wrong, Russ Kick [source]
17Iroquois Diplomacy on the Early American Frontier, Timothy J. Shannon [source]
18On the Barricades, and Off, Melvin J. Lasky [source]
19The Age of Reagan, Steven F. Hayward [source]
20Meltdown, William Krehm [source]

21Jewish/Christian/Queer, Frederick S. Roden [source]
22Computerworld, “A Worthy Legacy” [source]
23Congressional Record, V. 146, Pt. 3, March 21, 2000 to April 4, 2000, Congress [source]
24Echoes on the Hardwood, Michael Coffey [source]
25The Rough Guide To Conspiracy Theories, James McConnachie and Robin Tudge [source]



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Elon Green writes supply-sider agitprop for ThinkProgress and Alternet. Photo by Ben Hussman, via Flickr.