Lol ok RT @doug_hanks: @Skraw_Berry Thanks Skraw_Berry. Check out tomorrow's People page in the Herald for the final write-up.
—I'm A CELEBRITY™ (@Skraw_Berry) January 30, 2012
'Who is Newt Gingrich?' asked Skrawberry, a 26-year-old Miami stripper occupying a back table at Jerry’s Famous Deli during the live broadcast. She and friends gathered there for a post-clubbing breakfast, drinking from a $450 bottle of Moet pink champagne left over from their night at the Fontainebleau’s LIV.
On the web, usually pictures trounce words, and yesterday's picture of talking head TV crews overlapping with South Beach nightlife at dawn was pretty choice, but actually the written story is even more hysterical and great. If only it was like 3000 words longer! Oh wait, GOOD NEWS: Here is a nice long interview, in which Skrawberry (and her lady pal, Tipdrill) explains her actually quite reasonable politics. ("Make sure everybody's eating before you build a fucking casino downtown." WORD. SKRAWBERRY FOR PRESIDENT. That is what I'm saying.) Anyway, happy Florida Primary Day! Because after this, it's the Nevada caucus, which, blech.
Newt be trippin
The bit at the end where the ladies comment on the Republican candidates strictly based on their photos -- well, that may be the only blog-to-book I would ever actually purchase for real money. Heck, the title sells itself : "They Look Like A Bunch Of Sneaky Old Perverts -- Republican Politicians, by Skrawberry and Tip Drill."
I think all candidate descriptions should be provided by strippers, only.
My fantasy show would be a panel featuring George Will, Chris Matthews, Peggy Noonan, Skrawberry and Tip Drill.
And Will would have to sit between the two South Beach-based pundits.
I wonder what Skrawberry smells like?
@zidaane : LIKE VICTORY.
Tipdrill has got to be the greatest stripper name of all time.