The Ten Kinds Of Hot Guys You Ladies Could Meet in Airports If You Really Wanted To

• Intimidating track-suited Khazak dad; some facial scarring.

• Estonian snowboarder with extra abrasions.

• Stubbly-hot chunky commuter in a bad grey suit and a reverse ring-tan.

• “His leg hair says he’s an adult, but his clothing says he’s 15, probably we should look away now, oh Jesus, is that his mother, or a girlfriend, or what, why does everyone under 26 look like a fetus now?”


• Nervous Indie Chainsmoker (St. Louis-bound).

• Guy whose language you not only don’t speak but can’t actually figure out what it is, but I mean, who cares, it’s not like anybody’s at an airport looking for love, except aren’t we, really?

• Sporty guy telling long and old “good news/bad news” doctor joke to his friends that’s not very funny but at least isn’t at all racist, it could be so much worse!

• Traveling dive team in shortie socks. Which one, which one.

• Matt Saracen.

• Weepy-hot: military home on leave.