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Man Likes Coffee
"Inspired by one professor's infectious enthusiasm for Emily Dickinson, Obsessed is a new HuffPost Culture series exploring the idiosyncratic, all-consuming passions of public figures and unknowns alike. Through a mix of blogs and interviews, these pieces will highlight the elusiveness of whatever it is you just can't live without — whether it's blue jays, Renaissance fairs or fan fiction — or, as in the case of David Lynch, coffee."
—Internet, what is going on with you today?
@deepomega "A case of the Mondays," captured in perfect visual form.
He cannot eat. He cannot sleep. He can just barely growl. …Bound so tightly by tension and caffeine-need, he approaches the state of WILL YOU JUST HURRY UP AND WORK WITH LAURA DERN AGAIN ALREADY.
You know, this is – excuse me – a damn fine cup of coffee. I've had I can't tell you how many cups of coffee in my life and this, this is one of the best. Now I'd like two eggs over hard. I know, don't tell me, it's hard on the arteries, but old habits die hard, just about as hard as I want those eggs.
I'm staying. Finishing my coffee.
Ah, coffee, so elusive.
Hey, coffianodos. I know you love your brew but can you wait until you're out of the elevator before slurping into that thing?
#somedaysIjusthateyou
"Hey guys, I've got an idea! Let's find the weirdest guy we can and do a whole writeup on his most boring and commonplace personality trait!"
@DoctorDisaster Don't talk about Balk that way. I mean I don't know him personally but I think he has at least one feeling left that can be hurt.
I will refer to this whenever someone makes fun of me for drinking instant.
Coffee is so addictive… i always taking my daily dose of coffee XD