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Friday, January 27, 2012

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First Date Queries Not to Utter: "Where Do You Want This?"

"Now a sixth grader's vocabulary includes the phrase money shot. And a lot of other terms for male ejaculate that sound like verbs from the Nickelodeon channel."
Dude. You are not Ron Jeremy.

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s.
s. (#775)

This really needs "J-DATE" and "BALL GAGS" tags.

ejcsanfran
ejcsanfran (#489)

@s.: The "J" is for "jizz," right? I mean, that's why I signed up...

boyofdestiny
boyofdestiny (#1,243)

It looks like "The Pornification of Contemporary Male Sexual Behavior" has replaced "What Are We to Do Think About Strip Clubs" as the Most Pressing Issue of Our Time.

Lockheed Ventura
Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

@boyofdestiny It looks like she was never invited to any "rainbow parties" as a tween.

turd_sandwich
turd_sandwich (#5,660)

I think the real question here is: where are the parents?

joking in my presentation, serious in the thought that I think respect for women isn't destroyed by porn, if it's really there in the first place...

FuriousNewYork

That article was most non slutty. Live tweet Monk? What the fuck? Not sure about the ball gaging but acting out porn is, like, romantic yeah?

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