"Now a sixth grader's vocabulary includes the phrase money shot. And a lot of other terms for male ejaculate that sound like verbs from the Nickelodeon channel."
—Dude. You are not Ron Jeremy.
Friday, January 27, 2012
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Porn reactions.
This really needs "J-DATE" and "BALL GAGS" tags.
@s.: The "J" is for "jizz," right? I mean, that's why I signed up...
It looks like "The Pornification of Contemporary Male Sexual Behavior" has replaced "What Are We to Do Think About Strip Clubs" as the Most Pressing Issue of Our Time.
@boyofdestiny It looks like she was never invited to any "rainbow parties" as a tween.
"Spunky"?
I think the real question here is: where are the parents?
joking in my presentation, serious in the thought that I think respect for women isn't destroyed by porn, if it's really there in the first place...
That article was most non slutty. Live tweet Monk? What the fuck? Not sure about the ball gaging but acting out porn is, like, romantic yeah?