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Michigan Children Learn The True Meaning Of Gay
It's a Christmas miracle! Or, you know, a holiday miracle. It's some kind of miracle, anyhow. I mean, I guess.






Bright apparel? How festive!
This avoids the real issue, which is that people still delude their children with the myth that some creepster elf breaks into their home once a year like a member of the Manson Family.
@HiredGoons The pro-Krampus bias in your comment is astonishing.
@melis *call me
@melis: "Traditionally young men dress up as the Krampus in Austria, southern Bavaria and South Tyrol during the first week of December, particularly on the evening of 5 December, and roam the streets frightening children with rusty chains and bells."
I CAN GET BEHIND THIS.
@HiredGoons As can we all.
@melis: I missed it, swamped w/ work and backed-up on my readings.
@HiredGoons I got to perform in a ski demonstration with a bunch of Krampus (Kraempus?) in Suedtirol once. It was a blast! Lots of terrifyingness and fire tempered Schnapps.
Is that the Doogie Howser of principals, or is a high school diploma all you need to run an elementary school in Michigan?
@Mr. B
Looking at some other sources, this is this guy's first job as a principal – he was previously a behavior consultant with the larger ISD.
The school had been seen as one of the few under-performers in a (relatively) affluent part of northern Michigan. Apparently, his arrival was seen as an affront to the teaching staff, with whom he has been feuding for a couple years.
He definitely has the looks of a guy that has had to quell a lot of this type of bullshit.
@Mr. B Maybe you're just old?