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Man Full Of Love, Sperm
You know, if a fellow can't set up his own home sperm lab without the long arm of the law reaching around to jam him up then something is seriously wrong with this country. It's time to get the government off our backs. And fronts.
something something Rod Stewart.
Get off his front butt.
If this were 25 years ago, I could see Tom Hulce play this guy.
What I'm saying is that he looks like a creepier Tom Hulce.
"I wouldn't call it manufacturing."
No, I'd call it:
• Aiding and abetting a known felon
• Applying the hand brake
• Basting the ham
• Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger
• Charming the snake
• Making a foreskin cone
• Mangling the midget
or
• Pulling your taffy
Which is really the crust of the biscuit. Was he an unlicensed taffy puller?
@BadUncle Dating Palmela Handerson
@whizz_dumb That filthy, five-fingered whore.