Top Eleven Dumb Songs to Sing to Cats

11. I wish cats were a little bit taller, I wish cats were a baller.

10. Two of cats. Two cats that beat as one.

9. Little cat Corvette. Gato, you’ve got to slow down.

8. I’m looking at that cat in the mirror. I’m asking cats to change their ways.

7. Will things ever be the same again? It’s the final catdown!

6. Gato, gato cat. I want to be a gato cat.

5. If there’s a cat up in here it’s gonna leave with me when I do, I do. (Touch my cats, put them on the floor, play with them some more.)

4. Don’t you wish your catfriend was a freak like me?

3. Cats with small talk and small minds really don’t impress me in beeeedddd.

2. You can cats. You can cats. Everybody look at your cats.

1. Thank you for being a cat. You’re a cat and a confidante.