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The Great Canadian Severed Foot Mystery: The Ninth Shoe Drops
It was just back at the end of August that the eighth foot was found. Now here is the ninth mysterious and Canadian severed foot. This one is in a boot! For the first time! And also has apparently been in water for a decade. And… "The autopsy did not show any toolmarks or impressions on the bones or any evidence to suggest the foot had been mechanically separated from the body. Like the others, it appears to have come off naturally as a result of having spent a long time in the water, the coroners office said." I dunno, what does it mean?
How can Canadians not know what this is aboot?
Speaking for the tenth foot. "Fucking find me already."
When people die at sea, their bodies get the shit eaten out of them by critters and destroyed by waves. The part of them that's protected inside a rubber and fabric suit of armor is, unsurprisingly, the part we find.
No mystery here.
If this is such an unremarkable natural feature of underwater human decomposition, why is it concentrated in this one area? Why not also have it occur commonly on the beaches of Hawaii, Iceland, England, Ireland, New England, Alaska, and on and on and on? Sounds like somebody doesn't want to take the time and trouble to look into it.