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The Fat List
Here you will find 28 synonyms for fatness. Your goal is to arrange them in order of formality. The winner gets to be an administrator in the Miami-Dade public school district.






I prefer "tub-o'-lard". "Tub-of-lard" lacks a certain singsongy quality.
I prefer *hand gesture* "fully packed"
Tub of lard should only be hyphenated as a modifier, what do you write for BlackBook or something?
"Huttlike" "Jabbacious" (always be StarWarsin')
Chris Christie lives in Mendham–mmm, ham.
Jiggleguts.