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The Anti-Occupy Wall Street "Protest" Begins
“They are not against the banks; they’re against society,” said John Costalas, manager of Essex World Café, located about a block from the park, on Liberty Street. “Who gives them the right to come and use my toilet for half an hour?”
—Um, nobody! Lock your bathroom, fool! You're a private business, this is the United States of Amerikkka, put your bathroom key behind the register and grow a pair! Also maybe work on your terrible Yelp reviews, eh?
To be fair, it's pretty hard to work on terrible Yelp reviews when Yelp reviews are inherently terrible things.
I actually would really respect someone putting up a "bathroom for non-protestors only" sign on their restaurant. Embrace your dickishness!
yesterday, while i was driving a few blocks from the occupy oakland camp, a guy with a slice of pizza yelled (at me? at nobody in particular?) "get the fuck out of here, you hippie cockgobblers!" i take it that a cockgobbler is akin to a cocksucker but i could only think of some sort of chicken/turkey hybrid.
@iantenna it's too many syllables, or really, too tongue-twistery. Pole smokers or dicklickers might work, but cockgobblers? Nah.
Yeah, "hippie cockgobblers" is a pretty broad net to be casting in the East Bay. I mean, he could have been referring to a relative.
@whizz_dumb You all haven't heard the latest Goblin Cock album, I take it.
@dntsqzthchrmn I'm imagining a turkey dressed as the Hamburglar.
@iantenna You haven't lived until you've tried cockgobbler chorizo.
“Who gives them the right to come and use my toilet for half an hour?”
You do, as we all do, by continuing to vote for a city government that refuses to provide so basic a human amenity as toilets for its citizens.
Zuccotti Park assault began an hour ago. NYPD have brought out the bulldozers.
Cant this occupy movement just hurry up and die? It was fun seeing the most vociferous supporters of this get egg on their face once the occupiers began raping everyone but it's boring now. Occupy is never going to achieve anything and everyone has known it all along.