Thursday, November 10th, 2011
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We Are One Step Closer To Achieving The Dream Of Losing Weight While Sitting Around


Oh, man, I am so going out for fried chicken tonight! Or, more likely, ordering in. THANK YOU SCIENCE!

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LotaLota (#1,703)

We need to pair that with a drug that suppresses feelings of hunger with no side effects. The problem with keeping weight off is that the body is constantly nagging with frantic "I'm hungry!" messages. The constant sense of hunger is too hard to perpetually resist, so people eventually give in and eat more. Which is why weight loss has a better than 90% failure rate over the long term.

NFK (#8,747)

@LotaLota 90% isn't so bad. Life has a 100% failure rate over the long term.

Also, does that monkey have a jailhouse tattoo?

HiredGoons (#603)

It's called 'speed' NEXT!

Pandemic Endemic (#3,825)

"PRAY FOR MOJO."

theheckle (#621)

Monkey's all tatted up. No wonder he uses drugs.

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