Wednesday, November 9th, 2011
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Rugby Turns Man Gay

You know, if it should ever happen that, while attempting to impress my rugby pals by doing a backflip, I break my neck and suffer a stroke that sees me lose consciousness for days on end and when I wake up I have suddenly become gay and I quit my job at the bank to pursue a career as a hairdresser and move in with my 19-year-old boyfriend, I hope I at least have better fashion sense than this guy. Good lord, those bracelets are hideous.

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dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Also, he appears to be dating Everything But the Girl? (Sorry.)

Abe Sauer (#148)

Jim Carey was excellent in this movie.

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

When my grandma had her stroke all she got was a lousy bum leg.

runsinbackground (#10,344)

Cut the guy a break, he just spent the last 19 years being a rugby player.

That's no reason to quit playing rugby, after all Munster still has a team. Zing! [*sigh*]

deepomega (#1,720)

I much prefer the idea that he was gay all along, and saw an opportunity to come out.

SeanP (#4,058)

@deepomega No kidding. Which one of those scenarios is more likely? Either way, every happiness to him.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

What's Beckham's excuse?

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