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What kind of designs did prehistoric European men choose when they scarred, pierced and tattooed their penises? I don't know, because I am too busy clutching my own in horror. Somebody click through and report back.
OK, I don't have one of those penis things, but I'm still trying to imagine a train of thought something along the lines of "My life is short, fearful, and miserable. Let me make it even worse by shoving sharp stuff through my wang."
@C_Webb: Dr. Atool Gravelde of Bedrock has been seeing a lot of this.
Unhand your penis!
@deepomega When they pry it from my cold, dead hand.
I think the punchline is "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day."
@johnpseudonym: There were cavewomen named Wendy?
The article only mentions circumcision, scarring, tattoos and piercing. Pretty tame stuff when compared to penile subincision.
When I augment my penis, I usually ad guest rooms and tennis courts.
So I'm guessing you don't want to see my prince albert?