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Maybe Shouting At Your Penis Will Work
"It's like saying, take your penis and hit it with a hammer a couple of times," says a urologist who is discussing a subject I don't want to think about because, you know, taking a hammer to your penis.
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"It's like giving yourself a Colombian necktie!"
John Longfellow does not respond well to loud noises or bright lights.
Slow clap for the Daily Mail photo editor who selected that fine, fine stock image. Really nicely done.
So, would this new treatment work for Captain Hammer?
"See, Penny's giving it up, she's giving it up hard. Cause she's with Captain Hammer. And these [holds up fists] are not the hammer."
[walks away, comes back] "The hammer is my penis."
Oh dear.
Is that what a ball-peen hammer is used for?
If your only tool is a problem, then nail it with a hammer?